Happy Summer Solstice everyone.
This is for everyone that hasn't joined the masses at MySpace

No more blind dates.

Still gonna happen anyways, even though I ask politely.
'Specially the situations that start out as group gatherings and eventually leave myself and "a friend" sitting at a table together and alone.

I need less actor friends.

I like making new friends.
That's usually what happens everytime I get setup.
To make things easier on you, here's what the type of women I'm interested in is like:

I. She has a great smile.
II. She can get my sense of humor.

That's it.
I'm easy to please.
Everything else is just bonus points.
The more the merrier.

-Shorter than me (I'm 6'2)
-Long hair (could be short if rocked the right way)
-Is of legal age in the State of Califonia
-Into any form of art
-Adequate hygiene
-Doesn't mind I smoke socially or when I'm REALLY stressed
-Can deal with the prospect of a penguin ring-bearer (later post)
-Can take a joke
-Can walk on their own
-Can breathe on their own
-Was born a female
-Can make use of their brain
-Can properly signal
-Can make fried chicken
-Can make funnel cake
-Enjoys movies
-Enjoys alcohol
-Enjoys food
-Enjoys life
-Has boobage I can fall asleep on and possibly drool over
-Isn't offended by my use of the word "boobage"
-Can deal with my overly friendly and generous nature
-Can be content with me being able to get-along with only half of the uncles and aunties
-Doesn't have any emotional baggage
-Doesn't have a pyscho-ex to worry about
-Won't force me to sacrifice old traditions/rituals with friends

There's probably more, but I think there's a limit to everyone's attention span.
So yea, just make sure the lady has the main points covered.
I don't discriminate.
For the most part, I'm an equal opportunity single.

Current Brain Age: 20
The Random Quote:
"Blah! Gah! Gah!" - King Goober